Funny Good Morning Wishes:
Personally, it is hard to be funny in the morning .Starting a day with a big
smile on the face is the best thing to do. Here are some funny good morning
messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest
way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a amazing good morning text
right when they wake up. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring
smiles on their faces right in the morning!
Funny Good Morning
Messages
Good morning! It’s time
to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all
your snoring.
Good morning. Have a
cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you
reach the weekend.
Smile right when you
wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not weekend yet. Good morning!
If the world was kind
to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone
living in this cruel, unjust world.
Every morning is a
blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm
clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
Good morning! If you think
you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your
chance to take some mid-day naps later.
Wake up and welcome one
more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves
with a promise of another similar one.
Life is full of stress
and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep
sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!
Funny Good Morning
Messages for Him
Finding new ways to
make him feel special, buying expensive gifts is not necessary. A small cute,
good morning text can make him smile, too. And as we already know, words are so
strong. Right words can make him love you more. So, use it wisely
You were coffee beans
in your past lifetime, weren’t you? Oh, yes you have to be because, without
you, my mornings just don’t start.
Yours smile the best
I’ve ever come across. Wishing you a morning like your smile: ALL BRIGHT!
Hey, handsome! How you
are doing this morning?
If you were here or I
was there, I would have woken you up with a bunch of kisses.
Hey, hot stuff!!! Wake
up! Miss you so much.
Knock, knock
sleepyhead! It’s time to wake up!
Wow! Going to be a
wonderful day. Picnic at the park?
Can’t wait for the day
when I’ll be waking up next to you.
Want to make your
coffee perfect, honey? Just add a few my hugs and a piling spoonful of my love
Woke up cursing my
alarm, it stopped me having the dream ofyou, but then I smiled because now I
can do the talking in reality.
I love you more than I
love my coffee. Just can’t do without you.
As I wake up each
morning, all I want is to see you. Good Morning, baby! Hugged you and kissed
you in my dreams, hope you felt it.
While I roll on my bed,
I dreamt of you, remembering the romantic things you whispered in my ear. With
every single breath I breathe, you are the one whose name I think. Good
morning, honey!
You are annoying like
the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the
morning. Good morning dear!
Your good morning text
is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the
morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
You’re a charming
prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep
so much. Good morning!
I love to kiss you on
the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth
at first. Good morning!
Good morning dear.
Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with
each other. Best wishes to you!
Funny Good Morning
Messages for Her
For me, to breathe is
natural as well as to love you and to greet each morning with you.
The morning breeze on
my face makes me think of you. The sun on my skin makes me think of you. Even
the birds singing their beautiful songs make me think of you.
The best feeling is
goosebumps from your kisses, I want to feel them for the whole life. Good
morning, princess.
The beautiful morning
DEW and the lovely morning HUE are symbolic of my love for YOU. Good morning.
Sometimes I wish there
was no alarm clock because that is the only device which wakes me up while I am
dreaming of you.
Good morning! Your
sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you.
I was thinking of
borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no
problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!
I can’t tell you how
much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is
yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Funny Good Morning
Wishes for Friends
They say each morning
is a blessing, but with the alarm you have it is definitely a curse for you. I
wouldn’t sleep if I knew I’d be woken up with sirens. Enjoy your morning!
When I set my eyes on
you, my heart skips a beat. Your love makes me a zombie. Remember my mind is
set on you only. Good morning my sweet love.
I want to kiss you,
lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo
meat. I really miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
You’re definitely not
the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning
text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
Sleeping is perhaps the
only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort,
no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning and thank
you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re
a good friend indeed!
Wake up and be thankful
because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me.
Good morning!
A friend is someone who
you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering
if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Funny Good Morning
Quotes
"Good morning is a
contradiction of terms." – Jim Davis
"Keep the dream
alive: Hit the snooze button." – Punit Ghadge
"Everyone should
experience a sunrise at least once a day." – Phil Dunphy
"Morning comes
whether you set the alarm or not." – Ursula Le Guin
"When reality and
your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off." –
Crystal Woods
"My alarm clock is
clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed." – Unknown
"Twinkle twinkle
sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the
sun has risen in the sky." – Mickey Nice
"Morning is
wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of
day." – Glen Cook
"I was gonna take
over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again." – Suburban
Men
"Everyone wants me
to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon."
– Tony Smite
"The brain is a
wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and
does not stop until you get into the office." – Robert Frost
"There are two
ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the
other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!" – Fulton J. Sheen
"Every morning I
get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If
I’m not there, I go to work." – Robert Orben
"Every morning I
jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the
explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together." – Ray
Bradbury
"Every morning is
a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud
and a snooze button on her shield." – Catherynne Valente
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