100+ Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English
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Amazing Funny Whatsapp Status
Math
: Mental Abuse To Humans
Time
Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
I’M
Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
Lazy
Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
Never
Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
Be
Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Women
May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
Nobody
Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
With
Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp
Status )
Dear
Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Can’T
Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
If
Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
Don’t
Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Life
Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
Be
Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
I
Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
Interrupt
My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
I
Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
As
Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
There’S
Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for
Whatsapp )
Life
Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
My
Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
When
Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
Kiss
Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
I’
Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
Marriage
Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
If
You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny
Quotes )
Zombies
Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Please
God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
My
Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
Q
Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
The
Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
I
Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. ( Funny
Whatsapp Status )
If
Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
I
Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
An
Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
It’S
Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
You
Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.
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