100+ Best Funny Whatsapp Status

100+ Best  Funny  Whatsapp Status in English

WhatsApp status is a great way to express yourself. Today We are sharing here Funny  Whatsapp Status for You. Mostly Every People like to Change their Status Day by Day, So here is the Collection of Most Amazing & Unique Funny Whatsapp Status. If you like it Share with your Friends.

Amazing Funny  Whatsapp Status
Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny Quotes )
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
It’S Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

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